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Have A Pr*blem?

Of course you do. Ask us for advice and we will try to answer, tell you how f*cked you are, and give counsel on what to do about it.

About Dr. Lastn*me

Dr. Lastname is the pseudonym of Dr. Michael Bennett, a psychiatrist with over 30 years of private practice and two (count'em) Harvard degrees.

Why? Because real doctors go by their last names, and you shouldn't let the Phils, Lauras, Nicks, and Drews cause you more pain.

Sarah Bennett, his daughter and writing partner has a BFA and a load of clips as a freelance comedy writer.

More about the FxckFeelings.com team.